Admin Celestia
Administrator
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I hate you Jim, I really do.%\1\%
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Post by Admin Celestia on May 10, 2012 1:07:52 GMT -5
Hell-o dearies! It's your old pal Jim here. I figured if I was going to be helping you lot out I might decide to make it a bit easier to get in touch with me! But not too easy of course...
Soooo, if you want to have old Jim take a look at a little problem for you, or want some little mess fixed up, just leave your message here for me and I might see my way clear to giving you a hand...
It's oh so easy even Holmes' little pet might manage it! Just go 'Dear Jim, please will you fix it for me to...' and well, we'll just see what happens!
But remember dears... Be careful... I can be sooooo changeable!
[Examples: "Dear Jim, please will you fix it for me to get rid of my lover's nasty sister."
"Dear Jim, please will you fix it for me to disappear to South America."]
Oh and darlings before I forget! Our dear friend PK thought I might like to tell you...
What happens here in our games happens out there too. Good and bad...
But don't worry dears. If you don't want to chance Lady Luck, you can always chat with me...
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Samuel Javal
Aves3
Bearded Vulture
Gypaetus barbatus[P:0]
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Post by Samuel Javal on May 10, 2012 1:17:57 GMT -5
'Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to have more bones to munch? They are quite tasty, especially femurs.'
(SAMMY IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO ASK HIM-)
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Admin Celestia
Administrator
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I hate you Jim, I really do.%\1\%
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Post by Admin Celestia on May 10, 2012 1:21:27 GMT -5
Oooooh! You do have the most delightful requests for me, don't you? This one's so fun I'll do it for free... coincidentally enough I happen to have lots of bones on hand...
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Post by rodentfanatic on May 10, 2012 12:15:41 GMT -5
Dear Jim,
How do I avoid growing up in a massive douchebag? I mean literally massive. Actually it's not the literal part I have a problem with, but the metaphorical part. I would really like for that not to occur.
Sincerely,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT ON THIS BOARD
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Admin Boogaloo!
Administrator
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Doesn't ban with a hammer.%\0\%
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Post by Admin Boogaloo! on May 13, 2012 19:03:10 GMT -5
Oh Dear Jim!
Could you harness the power of the mystical d20 and lash it to our board with chains of fire and rust?
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Post by Plot Kicker on May 13, 2012 19:11:41 GMT -5
Oh, such lovely questions for me! Guess people have been finding my address...
For you, my dear future walrus and general nightmare of all those young and attractive...
Sorry. That's beyond even my abilities. I suggest... preventing your continued existence.
And HI! Oh, I do so love when people give me such delightful requests! Done and done darling! Roll one for me, would you? I think you might be interested by the results...
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Admin Boogaloo!
Administrator
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Doesn't ban with a hammer.%\0\%
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Post by Admin Boogaloo! on May 13, 2012 19:13:24 GMT -5
I do believe we should give someone else the honour, m'lord Jimmy.  Can't let the admins have all the fun~ |
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Post by Loren Belgrave on May 13, 2012 19:21:19 GMT -5
I'll wave hello to Lady Luck and chance her game.
[dice=20][rand=86207280191592874346401998773217893705256050452645687500201165676]
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Parker Lee Jones
other-t
Common Octopus
Octopus Vulgaris[P:0]
I believe the world is burning to the ground.%\1\%
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Post by Parker Lee Jones on May 13, 2012 19:45:07 GMT -5
Dear Jim,
Please will you fix it for me to get a job?
-Parker Lee Jones
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Post by Plot Kicker on May 13, 2012 19:47:07 GMT -5
 ☠JACKPOT, DARLING~!17Looks like someone new's going to show up to see you... If you play your cards right, you might even hit a Royal Flush~ |
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Post by Plot Kicker on May 13, 2012 19:48:19 GMT -5
Oh, I like the look of you Miss Parker Jones... I think I might be able to arrange a little something... Lots of contacts after all... Why don't you go check your mail, and head to the place that's just invited you to come for an interview... There's a rather interesting lady who'd love to have your help...
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Joana Vega
Insecta5
African Praying Mantis
Sphodromantis viridis[P:0]
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Post by Joana Vega on May 13, 2012 19:58:16 GMT -5
...We betting money on this thing?  Because I need money. C'mon, Lady Luck, help a dame out? [dice=20][rand=147151716053027684836732208489732456410033427284016800605123115113] |
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Sati Beshara
Insecta5
Luna Moth
Actias luna[P:0]
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Post by Sati Beshara on May 13, 2012 20:27:01 GMT -5
Just looking for a roll that spells something interesting in store for Sati. Good, bad, just plain weird, I'm happy with any outcome!
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Kaiser Kittes
Mammalia1
Maine Coon Cat
Felis Catus[P:0]
The sunshine smiles...%\0\%
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Post by Kaiser Kittes on May 13, 2012 22:01:52 GMT -5
Big money, no whammys, no whammys, stop![dice=20][rand=20598255866207182731742006959393663469564961269523931474518030882]
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Post by Plot Kicker on May 14, 2012 1:37:00 GMT -5
☠SEEMS TODAY WASN'T YOUR LUCKY DAY~4Seems the paycheck gods have decided to be generous my dear. but such a pity our friends at the bank have frozen that money like a glacier~ |
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Can't let the admins have all the fun~
Because I need money. C'mon, Lady Luck, help a dame out?
